EVERYONE WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER! This is our attempt to live for eternity, classic jokes endure, YOUR MOM, Thats What She Said! classics like this will last for ever and for always, well here is our attempt to create something that will last longer then ourselves. internet, i present to you, the "boobs are like" joke
Boobs are like hand guns, when they come out you pay attention and do what your told.
boobs are like gummy bear vitamins, they nourished you when you were little, and now there just fun to suck on.
Boobs are like drugs, they usually taste disgusting, but you cant resist putting them in your mouth.
Boobs are like miniskirts, they look gross on men, fatties, and most grandmas.
Boobs are like darkness, if theres alot in the room its basically all you can see.
Boobs are like Church, if your good you make it there every week.
Boobs are like beanie babies, better appreciated in a large collection.
Boobs are like the sun, your not supposed to, but its super fun to stare.
Boobs are like airbags, you want them around, but when they come out you know something crazy is about to happen.
Boobs are like caffine, you say your not addicted, but when the withdrawls come you sure can feel it.
Boobs are like the moon, once you plant your flag in it, you can brag about it forever.
boobs are like cupcakes, best served with frosting, awesome at parties.
Boobs are like fire, fun to play with, but if your mom catches you, you know your in trouble.
Boobs are like tootsie pops, no one cares how many licks it takes to get to the center as long as you get there
Boobs are like udders.....
A good pair of boobs are like mount everest, many have tried to climb it, but only the elite reach the peak
Boobs are like getaway cars, you want to get to them fast and hang on for the ride
boobs are like earrings, the bigger and danglier the better
boobs are like donuts, best served by the dozen
Boobs are like Bombs, if you mess with them enough, theres bound to be an explosion.
well there they are, the first in a new breed of awesomeness, enjoy them, share them with others, come up with your own, and share yours with us, maybe you will make our next post!
